When I get home from work in time to do something productive
But then always just end up like,
How nice - to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via cyberunfamous)
The best part about your friends getting a tumblr is you learn their favorite kind of porn
There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can barely walk down my driveway in winter